because I am gettting annoyed by seeing my own face, staring back at me out of every ****ing webpage I go on...

my initial thought was that if it was going to be something that I was going to be seeing thousands of times a day, it should be an image that I like to look at...

But that got boring.

I decided it might be amusing to have a cartoon, or caricature instead. So I uploaded some profile pix to fiverr.com and they came back with these...

If only I looked like this....

 rather than this crazy looking b*****d...

 

keyboard abuse

Who thought this layout was a good idea?

It's not like I even use the right shift key frequently.

Surely half a right shift key makes more sense than half an up arrow key?

How am I going to stab away in frustration at the Up Arrow key, to navigate the bash history with such a small target to poke at?

Even google are at it now;

References:
Originally images located by google image search, and purloined from here;
http://www.picstopin.com/480/hp-probook-keyboard-replace/http:%7C%7Ci*ytimg*com%7Cvi%7CeRO1z3K_m0Y%7C0*jpg/
(but its looks to be of dubious original providence)